A Long-time Coming Update: My Mango-Cutting Glow-Up

I think I owe it to you guys to document how far my mango-cutting skills have progressed over the past two weeks. SEE HOW PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT? I feel like a whole new person after unlocking this new ability. Good at cutting mangoes—can I put it on my résumé? Or would that make me sound too arrogant?